No, I can’t compose music for shit. I’m not a musician. For that reason, I tried to ask a friend of mine, whose name I will not disclose.

I asked him to play the violin for three minutes and thirty five seconds, record that and let me use that as the soundtrack for my movie. He then told me that he needs the weekend to think about it, and that by Monday he’ll come up with something psychodalic.

On Wednesday I asked him whether we could pull this thing together. His answer was “no, I’m rebelling against society.” Great, doesn’t sound like I’m getting any soundtrack any time soon.

“How about you rebel against society tomorrow and work on it today?”

“I don’t know.”

Since he doesn’t know, I do. He’s “fired.” You simply can’t count on him, which is a shame, since he’s a wonderful person.

If you’re reading this and willing to record something psychodalic on some string instrument about three minutes long, please, please, please do. Send me an email or something and send me the FLAC. I’ll credit you of course, and your piece will appear in my movie.

I hope I get something soon.