The lack of reason among animal protection advocates is absolutely record breaking.

It’s really nice, protecting animals (aaahh..), but what about a little plant that gets taken away from its home soil, chopped up, and served as a nice vegetarian animal-free salad. Animal free - or is it?

There is practically nothing thet seperates plants from animals, they breath, reproduce, feed and work in a similar manner to other organisms we consider “animals.” So the next time you eat a juicy organge, just think about the tree you took it from, and how much you hurt that tree. Just the fact that you don’t hear plants complain (not that animals complain much either) doesn’t mean they may not be suffering.

I’m not vegetarian myself, simply because animals taste so good. I love to eat them, they taste really fawesome. I love bacon, and I love to hear the chicken from yesterday screaming when I put it in the microwave and prepare for a good meal. I kill cucumbers in cold blood, and guess what I love it.

This whole animal-protection thing is just one big orgy of hypocracy, stupidity, and furryness. “ZOMG, let’s try to be humanitarian!” - how about you try to think first?

They only protect animals because they think “wow, it’s so cute”, and that’s why plants aren’t important to them, because they’re not cute and furry.

Now I gotta go eat some bacon, see you later.